Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.