D3 body, D1 cock
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.