Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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