yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...