HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.