and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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