doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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