But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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