If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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