Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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