why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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