Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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