did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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