Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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