what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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