She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
did i walk over a car last night?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
