My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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