cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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