I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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