thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
