if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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