i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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