I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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