where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Randomize
