gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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