It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
