Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Congratulations! We have a period
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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