It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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