I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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