I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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