I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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