Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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