just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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