Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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