areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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