you traded sex for a burrito?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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