just tell him i said nine months
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
My apartment stinks of burning failure
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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