Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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