either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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