I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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