so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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