Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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