I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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