Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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