somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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