whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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