youre lurking in front of me
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just gargled with NyQuil
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