Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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