Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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