You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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