Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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