I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.