i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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