..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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