Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
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Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He has the fingertips of a God
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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