All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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